Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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9/11

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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