When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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