- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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