- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Good job, son.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

autistic kids rock

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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