- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Once upon a time, The end.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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