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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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