What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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