His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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