- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Sex

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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