- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

i had a black friend once......just kidding

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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