- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A American seeking into mexico

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What's funny? Women's rights.

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