- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

A man walks into a bar

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Pickle

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Wenis Penis

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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