- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really funny joke.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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