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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

I don't believe in giraffes.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

i like it in the mouth

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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