Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Hail Hitler

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Anti Joke

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