There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Take part of what?

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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