- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

There once was this guy and he fell down

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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