- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo Momma So Fat!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

why did the man die? he was shot

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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