Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Beka has AIDS

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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