Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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