- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

i like it in the mouth

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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