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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.