What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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