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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

black chicken. kfc

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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