- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A Duck walks into a bar.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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