A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Sarah Palin.

Jersey Shore.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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