There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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