- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What comes after 23? 24.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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