- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

i just wrote this so hard

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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