- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

your mama's so fat... that's it

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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