Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Your moms so old. She might die soon

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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