- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

My three children are three big mistakes.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Please ignore this statement.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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