Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Sex

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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