- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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