- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

I love alchohol!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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