- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

ure mama's so fat

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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