- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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