roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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matt is fat

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Anti Joke

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