Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What's 2+2? Fish

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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