why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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