- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

So these two girls have a cup .

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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