Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What's up? Your time.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Racial Equality

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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