- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Racial equality.

NEVER

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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