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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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