What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Your Mom The End.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

So these two girls have a cup .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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