- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's worse than this That :(

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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