Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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A seal walks into a club.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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