- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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