- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

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