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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Women's Rights

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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