What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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