What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Obama = ebola

thumb_up thumb_down +3

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

thumb_up thumb_down +3

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops