Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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