- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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