- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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