- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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