why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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