- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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