- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

A dancer walks into a barre

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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