- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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