what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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The Oakland Raiders

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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bologna

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Obama

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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