- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked her where you were.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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