Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Sex

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

seek beauty

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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