What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A man walks into a vagina

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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