- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do you call two dog? dogs

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