How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Please ignore this statement.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Hello.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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