- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

you give like i give lomain

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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