- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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