- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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