- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Michael Brown

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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