- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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