A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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