- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A Duck walks into a bar.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Can midgets still have big dreams?

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