- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

"Knock knock..." "come in"

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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