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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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