why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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