- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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