- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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