- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

whats black? the colour

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Indians

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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