- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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