- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Knock knock. Its open.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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