- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Asian women drivers...

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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