Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

justin beiber sucks

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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