- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

800 people died last year. end of story

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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