how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

THe Election

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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