Knock Knock.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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