What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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