- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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