Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Racial Equality

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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