- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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