- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

your so fat. your fat!

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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