- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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