Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Black people being friendly.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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