- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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