- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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