What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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