How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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