what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What's one plus one? two.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

guess what>? your mum lol

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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