I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Your mother just died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Sarah Palin.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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