Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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