You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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