- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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