What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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