Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Anti Joke

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