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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

800 people died last year. end of story

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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