- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

How High is a Chinese man

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Women deserve equal rights.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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