How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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